‘A rallying cry for sluts who like cash’: FUCK YOU PAY ME – Vault Festival > #Vault2018

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The Vaults, London – until 28 January 2018
Guest reviewer: Gregory Forrest

Fuck You Pay Me is a rallying cry for sluts who like cash. Preach. This amusing and insightful solo show, written and performed by Joana Nastari, begs the question: what would your mum say if she knew that you winked your butt-hole at strangers for a living?

The performance is episodic and funny, but at times overwritten. Nastari’s script is repeatedly drawn to lists and long poetic interludes which would benefit from distillation and a clearer focus on her subject matter.

Conversations with her sassy Siri-esque phone interface – voiced excellently by Kitt Proudfoot – feel like the epitome of millennial neurosis. It is a smart side-glance at digital communication and hints at how frequently we dream up negative narratives about ourselves.

Martha Godfrey’s lighting also excels in the grotty aesthetic of The Vaults, elevating Nastari to the heights of gutter-trash and Goddess. Meanwhile, the darker themes of class politics, colonial legacies and patriarchal bullshit all resonate effectively.

In its premise, Fuck You Pay Me promises to flip the finger at conventional narratives of sex work and stripping. It is strange then, that the show so often stumbles into convention. Its final twists and turns feel more like slight wriggles, and its tongue-in-cheek self-awareness stops it saying much.

Nevertheless, this is a fun, intelligent, and relatively well-paced piece of theatre, which truly has a heart of gold. And heels of gold. And nipple tassels of gold. If you pay for a ticket, you won’t get fucked.

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Laura is a US immigrant who has lived in the UK since 2004. Originally trained as an actor with a specialism in Shakespeare, she enjoyed many pre-recession years working as a performer, director and fringe theatre producer. When the going got too tough, she took a break to work in education as a support worker, then a secondary school drama teacher. To keep up with the theatrical world, she started reviewing for Everything Theatre and Remotegoat in 2013. In 2015, Laura started teaching part time in order to get back into theatre. She is now a freelance fringe theatre producer and runs her independent blog, theplaysthethinguk.com.
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Laura is a US immigrant who has lived in the UK since 2004. Originally trained as an actor with a specialism in Shakespeare, she enjoyed many pre-recession years working as a performer, director and fringe theatre producer. When the going got too tough, she took a break to work in education as a support worker, then a secondary school drama teacher. To keep up with the theatrical world, she started reviewing for Everything Theatre and Remotegoat in 2013. In 2015, Laura started teaching part time in order to get back into theatre. She is now a freelance fringe theatre producer and runs her independent blog, theplaysthethinguk.com.

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