‘Bizarrely not bizarre enough’: THE THING THAT CAME TO DINNER – Vault Festival #Vault2018

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The Vaults, London
Guest reviewer: Maeve Campbell

If you are invited to a party, and the host tells you: “It’s going to be crazy,” don’t go. It will inevitably be really, really boring.

Waiting for the show to start in the cavernous, but thankfully warm, Pit at The Vaults, I overheard an audience member describe the upcoming show as: “Errm so I think it’s about this guy. You know the guy? The film director guy… that guy… you know John Carpenter?”

Their friend responded with a shrug, to which they replied: “You’ve seen that film, The Thing, right? Yeah, so that is what this is.” This was not necessarily an inaccurate description of James Carney’s The Thing that Came to Dinner, a show that left me shrugging, too.

The show begins with the cast performing a cheesy movement sequence to synthy backing, possibly even taken from a Carpenter movie. The music is good and employed well as a recurring motif in Carney’s show, which seems to take as much from Agatha Christie as it does from 1980s camp horror flicks. But these movement moments occur far too frequently, playing as repetitious padding to a pretty flabby narrative.

There is nothing wrong with school play aesthetics, cardboard sets, trainers under cocktail dresses and badly applied under-eye liner, in fact often it can be rather charming. Yet here there is a knowing tone to this predictable horror-mystery play that undermines any endearing scenographic mess.

Clumsy performances and lazy directorial blocking don’t help this show, either. This kind of genre pastiche has been done so much better so many times before – the wonderfully silly sitcom Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace, which is nearly 15 years old, is an example of when it’s right.

The show’s tone is clear when Carney – creator, writer, director, producer and star – presents a self-consciously awkward, non-verbal scene, which garners laughs from the crowd, but comes across as lazily conceived and self-indulgent.

Also ill-conceived is an under-developed sexual harassment discourse that peppers the play’s relationship narrative and essentially make light of. One wonders whether in the wake of #MeToo, themes such as sexual aggression towards women should be dealt with on stage more thoughtfully.

At the end of the show, Carney delivers an obligatory out of character promotion for his other theatrical projects, and he thanks the audience for coming to see his “bizarre” show. This show, though, is bizarrely not bizarre enough. The concept was not bad, and there can be something pleasurable in watching people be properly silly on stage. Kudos must be given to some truly awful, in a good way, prop work. Perhaps, then the problems lay in a lack of confidence in lack-lustre material, and what manifests on stage seemed smug and cynical.

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Laura is a US immigrant who has lived in the UK since 2004. Originally trained as an actor with a specialism in Shakespeare, she enjoyed many pre-recession years working as a performer, director and fringe theatre producer. When the going got too tough, she took a break to work in education as a support worker, then a secondary school drama teacher. To keep up with the theatrical world, she started reviewing for Everything Theatre and Remotegoat in 2013. In 2015, Laura started teaching part time in order to get back into theatre. She is now a freelance fringe theatre producer and runs her independent blog, theplaysthethinguk.com.
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Laura is a US immigrant who has lived in the UK since 2004. Originally trained as an actor with a specialism in Shakespeare, she enjoyed many pre-recession years working as a performer, director and fringe theatre producer. When the going got too tough, she took a break to work in education as a support worker, then a secondary school drama teacher. To keep up with the theatrical world, she started reviewing for Everything Theatre and Remotegoat in 2013. In 2015, Laura started teaching part time in order to get back into theatre. She is now a freelance fringe theatre producer and runs her independent blog, theplaysthethinguk.com.

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